A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."
"--or that mybrother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted,
"--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."
"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
"Well, then I pick up some of the s*** that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no s*** in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some s*** on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."
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Hey kirk, I have been dealing with the spirit of porn for a long time now. i've tried to stop and sometimes it seems like i have stopped but with time i get back to it again. please pray for me and my yahoo messenger id is sotightrecordz@yahoo.com. i know u might be kinda busy to hook up with me online, but i know u've got alot of friends who could help me. thanks, and i look forward to hearing from you soon. love G-plus
Several weeks ago I came home & found that my husband had moved all of his personal belongings out of the house. In my anger & hurt I decided to take a trip to see relatives in NC. When traveling I always check out CD's from the library to keep me alert on the road. One of the ones I chose had "My Life is in Your Hand." When I heard it I knew what I needed to do to find peace & hope in my situation. Thank you for your song and the message it brought!! What a blessing!! What and awesome God we serve!!
Guys, you have listened to Kirk's muzik so you must know that he represents Christ to the fullest! And in case you didn't notice, the award is from CCM Magazine and it is the reader's who choose.
Go Kirk!
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~*The day I thought I'd never get through...I got Over You*~
Kirk, I hope this is not true of you taking over the R&B world. God gave you a gift to use for his work and what a good job you have done. Please don't let them change you stay true to your calling.
R&B Artist? I thought you sing for God's Kingdom, Why are they labeling you R&B? Kirk, are you planning on taking over the R&B industry for God's Kingdom? As my pastor tells us: "Make sure YOU are CHANGING them, not THEM changing you. I would LOVE for you as believer to take over the whole industry into "God's way of doing things".
Home > Kirk Franklin has been named "Best R&B Artist" in CCM Magazine's Reader's Choice Awards!
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CONGRATS!!!
YOU DESERVE IT!!!! AND GOD BLESS YOU
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."
"--or that mybrother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted,
"--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?"
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Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."
"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
"Well, then I pick up some of the s*** that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no s*** in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some s*** on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."
_________________________________________________________________________________
HAIR LOSS REMEDY
Please pray for me
Hey kirk, I have been dealing with the spirit of porn for a long time now. i've tried to stop and sometimes it seems like i have stopped but with time i get back to it again. please pray for me and my yahoo messenger id is sotightrecordz@yahoo.com. i know u might be kinda busy to hook up with me online, but i know u've got alot of friends who could help me. thanks, and i look forward to hearing from you soon. love G-plus
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Timely message
Several weeks ago I came home & found that my husband had moved all of his personal belongings out of the house. In my anger & hurt I decided to take a trip to see relatives in NC. When traveling I always check out CD's from the library to keep me alert on the road. One of the ones I chose had "My Life is in Your Hand." When I heard it I knew what I needed to do to find peace & hope in my situation. Thank you for your song and the message it brought!! What a blessing!! What and awesome God we serve!!
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I pray that this encourages everyone. Joshua 1:5-9
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YAY!
Guys, you have listened to Kirk's muzik so you must know that he represents Christ to the fullest! And in case you didn't notice, the award is from CCM Magazine and it is the reader's who choose.
Go Kirk!
--
~*The day I thought I'd never get through...I got Over You*~
Gods Gifts
Kirk, I hope this is not true of you taking over the R&B world. God gave you a gift to use for his work and what a good job you have done. Please don't let them change you stay true to your calling.
R&B Artist Award
R&B Artist? I thought you sing for God's Kingdom, Why are they labeling you R&B? Kirk, are you planning on taking over the R&B industry for God's Kingdom? As my pastor tells us: "Make sure YOU are CHANGING them, not THEM changing you. I would LOVE for you as believer to take over the whole industry into "God's way of doing things".